Muro vs Chuck Norris

Shade · 08/25/09 17:08

Who do you think would win in a fight? Muro or Chuck Norris?

Lithium · 08/25/09 18:08

The chrysallis is actually the blood of chuck norris.
therefore chuck would win

"Again with the ancient memes <_<" - Gumby

Iritscen · 08/25/09 20:08

Heh, you correctly guessed what Gumby would say in this circumstance, so you get a cookie. Don't eat it all in one place.

Shade · 08/26/09 04:08

Iritscen wrote:

What happened to Gumby I havent seen the guy on here lately

demos_kratos · 08/26/09 04:08

the global atmosphere complex boom's force is 0,003% of Chuck's Roundhouse Kick Force. so no one can beat Chuck.
Even if muro knows how to do a Falcon Punch that has 98,564% CRHKF he won't win. He won't have time to say "Falcon Punch" before he's already dead.

What happened to Gumby I havent seen the guy on here lately

he's on a vacation.

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Shade · 08/26/09 04:08

demos_kratos wrote:

Even if muro knows how to do a Falcon Punch that has 98,564% CRHKF he won't win. He won't have time to say "Falcon Punch" before he's already dead.

What happened to Gumby I havent seen the guy on here lately
he's on a vacation.

Oh, lol why couldn't he tell anyone he was going. Unless I missed something

demos_kratos · 08/26/09 04:08

Unless I missed something

yeah, you missed

Shade · 08/26/09 05:08

demos_kratos wrote:

Unless I missed something
yeah, you missed

Man no one tells me stuff any more. Well since my scripting is getting some what good and if I release some tests for you guys to try maybe he'll be impressed when he comes back

love_Oni · 08/26/09 07:08

Let's see.

Chuck Norris is just a role of a film's series. In real life, he doesn't have that *great* power.

Muro is just an imagine character from a video game. He doesn't exist.

So... it is hard to say who will win in this situation.

But I wish Muro can win.

demos_kratos · 08/26/09 08:08

he doesn't have that *great* power.

erm... be careful and aware, love_Oni... Chuck can see everyone everywhere... I bet he heard what you just said... be careful.

3llense'g · 08/26/09 13:08

demos_kratos wrote:

he doesn't have that *great* power.
erm... be careful and aware, love_Oni... Chuck can see everyone everywhere... I bet he heard what you just said... be careful.

Yes, even though you typed it into a forum, Chuck could hear your typing and could accurately guess what you posted. Sleep tight.

myplea1 · 08/26/09 14:08

Im sorry but i must Say Chuck norris is gai and just Can't do anything without his baby sitter. Since he has very big mental problems and can't tell a circle from a sqaure.

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demos_kratos · 08/26/09 15:08

OH MY GOD!!! I'll pray for you, myplea1...

Lætaþ biddan for myplea1!
þu ðanc næs beon forgitan.
We scall gemunan þu, min freond.
Heofon con underfon þu.
Wuldorfæder bletsian ofer þu.

myplea1 · 08/26/09 17:08

...har har thats funny.

Lithium · 08/26/09 18:08

myplea1 wrote:

myplea1 · 08/26/09 21:08

lols.. interesting.

love_Oni · 08/27/09 05:08

Chuck can see everyone everywhere...

Chuck could hear your typing and could accurately guess what you posted

*sign*.

I'm sorry but I refuse to listen to nonsense.

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demos_kratos · 08/27/09 06:08

erm... nobody's serious I think, love_Oni. Why so angry?

love_Oni · 08/27/09 06:08

Oops. Did I look so angry? I didn't think the video would be like that. Sorry.

(No need no be hid, I hate Chuck Norris )

Edit: Sorry again. I think I need to say why I hate him. I just read .

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3llense'g · 08/27/09 11:08

I hate him too, that's why I make fun of him. Is that called sarcasm?

Shade · 08/27/09 11:08

demos_kratos wrote:

he doesn't have that *great* power.
erm... be careful and aware, love_Oni... Chuck can see everyone everywhere... I bet he heard what you just said... be careful.

You don't know.... Chuck could be reading everything we type on to this forum any second now! O__O

Lithium · 08/29/09 09:08

love_Oni wrote:

(No need no be hid, I hate Chuck Norris )

yea i so went there

love_Oni · 08/29/09 10:08

oxe161 wrote:

yea i so went there

That's interesting. I'd say it is a good exercise to practice our mind. Why did I say that? Well as you see, after hearing the sentence "You must die" for 5 minutes, nothing happened to you at all. That will make you more confident against all the nonsense thing that frighten you of something, like "Oh Chuck will go to kill you" "Oh Chuck is seeing what you are saying/writing, be careful" etc...

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Lithium · 08/29/09 11:08

in some time

"im back"
"Wb"
"oh great a whole topic devoted to an ancient meme >_>" -gumby

Gumby · 09/18/09 23:09

I'm not going to dignify that with a proper response.

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