You know you play too much Oni when...

Iritscen · 06/02/09 08:06

If what happens? Not being able to keep the numbering going? That's Noobitis. It can strike anyone who gets careless and posts too fast, even those who've been here a while.

Nice #184 there, btw, adorage.

Lithium · 06/02/09 21:06

No i mean expiriencing all these things that are listed

adorage · 06/03/09 08:06

or the Syndicate Syndrome

(If you have the syndicate syndrome you don't try to evade bullets if someone fires at you and when lying at the edge of a high legde you get up with a backwards roll, causing you to fall down. Also, you never learn from your mistakes and constantly overestimate your fighting skills)

edit: the only thing that helps against the Syndicate Syndrome is "MaiMed". I just saw a box of medicine called MaiMed at the hospital. It's a corporation that really does produce first aid bandages and the like... the name sounds kinda cynical to me though

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Lithium · 06/03/09 17:06

Hmm I see...

Iritscen · 06/03/09 17:06

Haha, MaiMed? Really?

Stevinlewis · 06/04/09 02:06

185) when you try to learn the songs from the game

Gumby · 06/04/09 03:06

Lol. I was going to let someone else answer, because I forgot. Then the topic came up in a different forum I frequent.

Her name is "Haruhi".

Soul · 06/04/09 08:06

You picked the wrong thread did you not?^^
I think you wanted to answer in the russian oni thread
Besides: Try to avoid Haruhi at all costs, shes obnoxious

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love_Oni · 07/02/09 01:07

186) You try to compare Oni to other shooting games: "They only know pang, pang, pang, why don't they have hand-to-hand combat like OnI?"

187) You keep complaining why they don't make any games like Oni.

188) You try to tell everyone, your friends, your sister... that you are an Oni-lover.

189) And they ask you: "Oni? What the heck is that?"

Gumby · 07/02/09 03:07

Lol. Becareful about calling yourself an Oni lover. I once did a search for something similar to that (can't remember what exactly)...and the results werent pretty.

jackoverfull · 07/02/09 08:07

love_Oni wrote:

186) You try to compare Oni to other shooting games: "They only know pang, pang, pang, why don't they have hand-to-hand combat like OnI?"
187) You keep complaining why they don't make any games like Oni.
188) You try to tell everyone, your friends, your sister... that you are an Oni-lover.
189) And they ask you: "Oni? What the heck is that?"

190) They no longer say nothing, they just roll their eyes…

jackoverfull · 07/02/09 09:07

191) You paint yellow circles around your chairs, computers and significative objects.

Lithium · 07/02/09 10:07

192) You drop the item you're carrying before picking up another one

jackoverfull · 07/03/09 10:07

193) If a chair is too close to a table you can't sit, since you can't find a way to move it

kerr · 08/07/09 11:08

194) When your first post is a you know you play too much Oni

Leus · 08/07/09 11:08

195) You dream you're mopping the Syndicate Compound.

Lithium · 08/07/09 12:08

196) you dream your cleaning the tctf HQ windows when it gets attacked
197) When you play halo you call Master Chief a tctf SWAT
198) you spend 5 hours playing and pondering what to put here
199) you open this post after months of desertion
200) you manage to get this post up to 200

Iritscen · 08/07/09 12:08

201) You've played a deluxe version of Oni... in your sleep.

P.S.: I really dig #193.

Leus · 08/07/09 13:08

202) You used to play a game with your friend on your trampoline when you were younger in which you would assume the roles of Oni characters or made-up characters with Oni types like Ninjas or Elites and then fight as them in a tournament against each other, continuing for probably at least several months of your life, and keeping a Microsoft Publisher table indicating the standings, rounds and who was moving up in the ranks and such updated versions of which you printed out regularly to bring out with you to the trampoline and review/mark.

You know, hypothetically.

(
THE PRIME EVILS

Name Diablo
Type Ninja
Weight Lightweight
Color Yellow
Special

Moves

n’

Items
Ninja Stars x☺

Combo

Ninja Machete x2

Name Satan
Type Ninja
Weight Heavyweight
Color Black n’ Blue
Special

Moves

n,

Items
Engulfing Flames

Engulfing Electricity

Engulfing Ice

Name Mephisto
Type Ninja
Weight Lightweight
Color Magenta
Special

Moves

n’

Items
Force Sheild(AW)

Phase Cloak(AW)

Regeneration(AW)

Name Mukade
Type Ninja
Weight Middleweight
Color Black
Special

Moves

n’

Items
Phase Cloak(AW)

Teleport

Mukade Weapon
)

Leus · 08/07/09 13:08

Oh shit I found a better one.

203) You figured out the hit points of every character in the game by systematically going through and killing one of each type with the Van De Graff and counting the shots.

CHARACTER HEALTH
Engineer Model One(Warehouse) 31
Communications Trooper 44
Grunt Striker (Beige) 50
Hoplite Striker (Blue) 69
Hussar Striker (Red) 88
Harridan Fury (Beige) 50
Banshee Fury (Blue) 62
Valkyrie Fury (Red) 75
Skirmisher Tanker (Beige) 75
Brawler Tanker (Blue) 88
Crusher Tanker (Red) 100
Ogre Elite Striker (Beige) 100
Giant Elite Striker (Blue) 125
Titan Elite Striker (Red) 150
Infiltrator Ninja (Beige) 56
Eliminator Ninja (Blue) 69
Avenger Ninja (Red) 81
Mercenary Sniper 38
Drone 68
TCTF Tactical 45
TCTF SWAT 88
Black Ops Tactical 69
Black Ops SWAT 88
Griffin 188
Konoko 250
Muro 312
Male Civilian Model One(Science coat) 100
Male Civilian Model Two(Normal clothes) 100
Female Civilian Model One(Science coat) 75
Female Civilian Model Two(Normal clothes) 75
Male Cop 40
Female Cop 40
Barabas 375
Bomb Striker 69
Security Guard 58
Engineer Model Two(Airport) 25

Edit: I couldn't get to Mukade without his boss shield. This was also when I was much younger.

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Iritscen · 08/07/09 13:08

Fake 204) You get diagnosed with obsessive-compulsive disorder because you found the HP for every enemy in a game by hitting them with a weapon that does 1 HP damage.

Lithium · 08/07/09 16:08

204) you never pick up a gun unless it has yellow square around it
205) when you buy an advil you make sure its covered in a gray square

[Edit: I said "fake 204" --Iritscen]

kerr · 08/08/09 11:08

Leus wrote:

Oh shit I found a better one.
203) You figured out the hit points of every character in the game by systematically going through and killing one of each type with the Van De Graff and counting the shots.
CHARACTER HEALTH
Engineer Model One(Warehouse) 31
Communications Trooper 44
Grunt Striker (Beige) 50
Hoplite Striker (Blue) 69
Hussar Striker (Red) 88
Harridan Fury (Beige) 50
Banshee Fury (Blue) 62
Valkyrie Fury (Red) 75
Skirmisher Tanker (Beige) 75
Brawler Tanker (Blue) 88
Crusher Tanker (Red) 100
Ogre Elite Striker (Beige) 100
Giant Elite Striker (Blue) 125
Titan Elite Striker (Red) 150
Infiltrator Ninja (Beige) 56
Eliminator Ninja (Blue) 69
Avenger Ninja (Red) 81
Mercenary Sniper 38
Drone 68
TCTF Tactical 45
TCTF SWAT 88
Black Ops Tactical 69
Black Ops SWAT 88
Griffin 188
Konoko 250
Muro 312
Male Civilian Model One(Science coat) 100
Male Civilian Model Two(Normal clothes) 100
Female Civilian Model One(Science coat) 75
Female Civilian Model Two(Normal clothes) 75
Male Cop 40
Female Cop 40
Barabas 375
Bomb Striker 69
Security Guard 58
Engineer Model Two(Airport) 25
Edit: I couldn't get to Mukade without his boss shield. This was also when I was much younger.

Dude!

Lithium · 08/08/09 11:08

thats al ur saying "dude!" and why did you put 204) wouldnt it be better if u just responded?...

Leus · 08/08/09 12:08

Fake 204) You get diagnosed with obsessive-compulsive disorder because you found the HP for every enemy in a game by hitting them with a weapon that does 1 HP damage.

I'm pretty sure I'd already been diagnosed by that point.

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